Tuesday, July 14, 2009
All Star Break Review
After losing 3/4 to the Angels, the O's rebounded and took 2/3 from the Mariners to come back home with a 3-4 record on the West Coast trip.
Then they took another 2/3 from the Blue Jays.
So as the Orioles head into the All Star Break, I can't help but feel a little excited about the second half of the 2009 season.
Yeah, I said it knowing that August and September is usually when the Orioles crash dive.
I also couldn't care less that the Orioles are still 7 games under .500 or that Nick Markakis hasn't hit a HR since June 16th.
The O's are playing well, and that means I am excited. If they come out of the break and lose 6 out of 8 games, I will be depressed.
That's just how it goes here at the Bad Oriole.
But seriously, there is reason for hope. Chris Tillman (2.50 ERA, 88 K in Norfolk) is just a couple of weeks from being called up. David Hernandez has an ERA below 4 in 5 starts. And Brad Bergesen is the team's ace, with a 3.54 ERA in 16 starts.
Sure, Matt Wieters is off to a slow start (.724 OPS) and is not ready for the Chuck Norris-esque MattWietersFacts.com, but give him time. He's the catcher of the future, plain and simple.
Meanwhile, Nolan Reimold is the LF of the future. I'd also be fine with Luke Scott as the DH of the future. As a matter of fact, I'd be fine penciling his name into the DH spot until he can't stand up, much like Harold Baines did. Let's just keep Scott instead of trading him and re-signing him a dozen times like the Orioles did in the 90's.
Yeah, OK...we do need some new corner-infielders. But 1B prospect Brandon Snyder just cruised through Bowie, with Wieters-like 1.081 OPS. Ty Wigginton could take over at 3B for Melvin Mora in 2009, but we could also trade Aubrey Huff, George Sherrill, Danys Baez or Jeremy Guthrie for our future 3B.
So there is some reason for hope. Hell, Rich Hill just turned in a quality start in which he walked just 1 batter in 6 IP.
Let's just hope the O's give us a reason to watch them play until the end of September.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
West Coast Blues

Well, after yesterday's horrible loss, I aim to depress you more. So get the prozac ready.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Well...they ARE the Orioles...
That's what I call a defining moment!

You want a defining moment? I’ll give you a defining moment.
June 30th against the hated Red Sox.
Boooooo!
The Orioles are down 10-1 after six innings.
TEN to ONE!
What happens next? I’ll tell you what happens next.
Oscar Salazar! SALAZAR! Three run home run. I’m talking “Earl Weaver special”.
That brought the score to 10-5. But the O’s weren’t done yet. Felix "You say pee-yay, I say" Pie, drives in another run to make it 10-6.
We’re just getting started people!
* does bad early 90’s hip-hop dance *
The bottom of the eighth inning is where the Oriole magic really kicked in. Here's how it happened.
Matt Wieters singles, Nolan Reimold scores. 10-7.
Ty Wigginton his a sac-fly, Luke Scott scores. 10-8.
Brian Roberts singles, Oscar Salazar scores. 10-9.
* makes Macauley Caulkin from Home Alone face *
Then, Nick “the stick” Markakis lines a double into left-center, bringing home the 2 go-ahead runs.
11-10.
ELEVEN to TEN!
* does dance again *
Then, Flat Breezy himself comes in to the bottom of the ninth and retires the side.
O’s win. Red Sox lose. RED SOX LOSE!
Did I mention the Sox lose?
Not only is it the biggest comeback in O’s history, it’s the biggest comeback for a last place team over a first place team.
* Oh, I’m not supposed to mention that the O’s are a last place team? OK, let me do that last one over then. *
It’s the biggest comeback in O’s history. Buh-bye Sox fans.
* waves bye to the camera *
That’s what I call a defining moment.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Hot and Cold

Aside from her looks, I’m not a fan of Katy Perry by any means, but I think she’d be the perfect person to perform at one of those lame free concerts the Orioles put on every now and then.
She could sing the Orioles new theme song: Hot and Cold.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Back on Track?

Like a bad girlfriend, the Orioles find ways of pulling you back in just when you’re about to walk away from them.
To be honest, I was finished with the Orioles after their 2-week long offensive slump where they went 2-10. I was ready to spend more time in the yard or watching Real Housewives of Glen Burnie. Anything other than watching the O’s trot out there, go through the motions and lose another game.
But then they started playing well again. They took 2 out of 3 from both the Braves and Mets at home and then did the impossible – they swept a team on the road! And that team was the World Series Champion Philadelphia Phillies!
Holy F---!
So yeah, now I’m an O’s fan again, excited to watch the O’s try to continue their winning ways against the Florida Marlins.
The Marlins have dominated the Orioles since interleague play began in 1997. The Orioles are 5-13 against the Fish and I vividly remember the Marlins sweeping the wire-to-wire Orioles in 1997 on their way to becoming the shocking World Series Champions that year.
But all the O’s need to do to continue winning is do what they have done over the last 9 games…pitch well and get clutch hits.
The O’s team ERA in June is 4.23. And while the offense still strands too many runners on base, they make up for it by getting clutch hits late in the game. You only need to look at the 5-4 win over the Mets last Thursday, the amazing 6-5 comeback win over the Phillies last Saturday and the late-inning 2-1 win against the Phillies yesterday (all won in the 9th inning) to see clutch hitting at its best.
That said, the Orioles can’t keep waiting for clutch hitting for much longer. They need to get those runners in more often in the early innings.
So there you have it. The Orioles are playing good baseball. Every day you can say that past June 21st is a blessing.
Monday, June 8, 2009
A week to forget

Win 7 of 8 games? Check.
Look like the organization has finally turned a corner with rookie players contributing? Check.
So what happened to the Orioles?
A west coast trip happened.
The Orioles must be unable to deal with jet lag or airline food because they completed another miserable west coast trip, going 1-5 and losing 5 straight games. In those six games they scored a total of 10 runs. For those who failed second grade math, that’s less than 2 runs a game.
And just when you thought the offense was offensive, remember all that solid pitching we were getting? Reality check time:
Jeremy Guthrie - 0.2 IP, 6 ER.
Jason Berken - 3.1 IP, 9 ER
Rich Hill - 0.2 IP, 3 ER (including 4 BB and 1 HBP)
As well as the Orioles were playing for a week there, winning 7 of 8 games, they completely erased all those warm and fuzzy feelings (just like they always have) by losing 7 of 8 games.
Matt Wieters, the savior of the Baltimore Orioles, who even has his own Chuck Norris-like website (http://www.mattwietersfacts.com/) is currently batting .143 with 0 HR. Nick Markakis and Brian Roberts are both mired in month-long slumps. Only Adam Jones has been consistent since opening day, but even he hasn’t hit a HR since May 26th.
Remember when we were all saying that the Orioles turned a corner 2 weeks ago? Well they may have, but then they ducked back behind the corner and started cowering like a scared little girl.
When is this team ever going to make a stride and not erase it the second they realize they’ve made one?
Rich Hill needs a complete mechanical overhaul. His delivery is so long and strenuous, it’s no surprise he’s had back injuries and trouble with control in the past. Hopefully pitching coach Rick Kranitz can reinvent Hill so he can consistently become the dominant pitcher he is at times. It’s hard to remember that we acquired Hill for a PTBNL.
Jason Berken was due for a start like his last one. He doesn’t miss many bats, and Oakland (while one of the worst offensive teams by OPS in the AL) was put together by Billy Beane, a GM who picks up players who are patient and will make you pay for mistakes. And boy did they make Berken pay for not having dominant stuff, collecting 9 hits and 3 walks in just 3.1 IP.
But it’s Jeremy Guthrie who is perhaps the most troubling of them all. Guthrie had been the team’s anchor pitcher for the last 2 years. In any given year he’s only had just a handful of bad starts. Well, so far this year, he’s only had a handful of good starts. And that handful is pretty small. The Orioles would be wise to trade Guthrie if he gets back on track because he doesn’t look to be the stabilizer he was for the last few years. And as the Orioles continue to call up their promising pitching prospects, the spaces in the rotation are few and far between.
So, are the Orioles getting better? Will they ever turn this ship around?
It’s hard to tell after the last 2 polarizing weeks.